Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers

Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion

There’s A REASON Why Atheists Don’t Fly Planes Into Buildings

“Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day.”­ God

God Doesn’t Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.

He’s Dead. It’s Been 2,000 years. He’s Not Coming Back. Get OVER It Already!

All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. ~ Edgar Allen Poe.

I Wouldn’t Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist

People Who Don’t Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn’t Have Such Funny Beliefs

Jesus is Coming? Don’t Swallow That.

Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!

GOD – APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!

God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus

God Doesn’t Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.

When the Rapture Comes, We’ll Get Our Country Back!

You Say “Heretic” Like It Was a BAD Thing

I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.

“Intelligent Design” Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987

I Found God Between The Sheets

My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel

Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten

If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?

Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia

I Forget – Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?

I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God

If we were made in his image, when why aren’t humans invisible too?

JESUS SAVES….You From Thinking For Yourself

How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can’t Even Define It?

Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex

WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died.

The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children

Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War

Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony

When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on
Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out. ~ Frank Sinatra.

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