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An muslim man dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.

“Yes, how can I help?” asks St Peter.

“I’m here to meet Mohamed,” says the Muslim man.

St Peter looks over his shoulder and shouts, “Mohamed, your cab is here!”

What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?

Bisexual

How do Muslims practice safe sex?

They mark the camels that kick.

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp.

whats the difference between a truck full of dead Muslim babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

The bowling bowls are hard to pick up with a pitchfork.

How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What’s the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?

Suppressing the erection.

How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?

Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she’s old enough. If it isn’t, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.

What’s the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?

At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

What’s the difference between ET and Muslims?

ET got the point and went home.

Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral?

There’s only 2 handles on a garbage can.

When’s the only time you should wink at a Muslim?

When aiming.

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